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A Guide to My Parasocial Relationships

by Emily Flake

Title: A GUIDE TO MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS by Emily Flake
WORDLEBOT: Our hero holding phone and asking BUT *WHY* WASN'T THAT GUESS YOUR FAVORITE?
DAN RATHER: Squatting down in front of framed photo of Dan Rather, I PRONOUNCE IT TO RHYME WITH "FATHER." AS IN, I WISH HE WAS MINE.

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