A Next Evil Man
by Hamilton Nolan
Long, long ago before Christ was savior
There was an evil man named Julius Caesar…
He declared himself Jah Jah then take ovеr
But how can a mortal guy be Jah Jah
Without supernatural and mystic power?
“Fight Fi Power” by Super Cat (1992)
I’d done a lot of great things in my career as a dancehall reggae superstar: playing shows all around the world, making hit albums, and more. But today was the biggest day of all: My debate with Julius Caesar had finally arrived.
Caesar and I took the stage and stood behind our respective podiums–he resplendent in his toga and crown of oak leaves, and me in a cool white fedora hat. After he won a coin flip, the moderator gave him the chance to make his opening remarks.
Keep us breathing fire!
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