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Ghostly Melodies

by Trevor Alixopulos

The hedonistically diabolical image of Danny Elfman, long ago, singing "Minnie the Moocher"
[TEXT] GHOSTLY MELODIES | I WAS DRIVING MY SON TO A PUMPKIN PATCH WHEN HE ASKED ME TO PLAY SPOOKY MUSIC. I LOCATED A TRACK THAT WOULD FIT HIS SIX YEAR OLD'S TASTES. [ CAPTION: 18 YEAR OLD iPOD ] [ SPEECH BUBBLE FROM SON IN BACK SEAT ] Play something fun not scarry daddy [ SPEECH FROM DAD, AT THE WHEEL, SLIGHTLY GROUCHY, DISTRACTED ] OK OK
[image] Danny Elfman in his famous demon horns [TEXT] I PLAYED DANNY ELFMAN'S VERSION OF "MINNIE THE MOOCHER" FROM THE CULT CLASSIC FORBIDDEN ZONE, RELEASED FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. [ SINGING ] Hi de hiiiieeeee do ho
[image] Betty Boop and Bimbo dancing with Cab Calloway who is SINGING "Ah Skeeet Skwot Skwut Skwo Skee bee dee"
DESPITE ALL THIS, MY SON FOUND IT QUITE CONTEMPORARY [image] Dad behind the wheel, mind exploding, @*!? [ SPEECH BUBBLE ] son in back seat: "He said Skibidi!!"

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