Space craft / Bottom line
Today: Miles Klee, author of the novel Ivyland and culture writer at Rolling Stone; and Amy Chu, artist and publisher of Camoot.Journal.
Issue No. 284
The God of Parking Demands Receipts
Miles Klee
A Reminder to Our Nation: Everybody Poops
Amy Chu
The God of Parking Demands Receipts
by Miles Klee
The god of parking is far and away the most important god, for their purview, while narrow, is vastly consequential.
The god of parking decides whether or not you will be forced to parallel park in front of a well-dressed couple eating brunch on the sidewalk who whisper critiques of your form. Maybe you deserve this.
The god of parking may create a juxtaposition of street signs that leaves you to wonder if anyone is ever allowed to park, there or anywhere else.
The god of parking is ignorant of time. Thatβs your problem.
Keep us breathing fire!
For $3/month you can read this whole post and get our weekdaily newsletter too!