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Tod Seelie reflects on long-ago SantaCons


Today: Tod Seelie, photographer and author of BRIGHT NIGHTS: Photographs of Another New York.


Issue No. 464

Ten Thousand Santas
Tod Seelie

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HYDRANYM No. 29


Ten Thousand Santas

by Tod Seelie

With the arrival of the SANTACON documentary from Seth Porges, the acclaimed director of Class Action Park, I thought it was a good time to dig up my old photos from the 2007 and 2008 NYC SantaCons. I feel that I happened to catch the moment SantaCon switched tracks, from the jolly weirdo pranksters to the belligerent ho-ho-ho bros. 

Groggy Santas in a lounge barely holding their mixed drinks upright.

SantaCon was always chaotic, but it was in a sly and creative way, with an understanding that it was a spectacle for spectacle’s sake. There were participants and an audience, and it was for one as much as the other. Be the surrealist moment you want to see in a city

But eventually SantaCon degenerated into just a horny bar crawl in a sea of Santa suits. The playful quasi-Situationists were replaced with sophomoric “can-I-get-away-with-this” jamokes hiding in costumes. When the shift moves from surreally crafted urban theatre to self-interested beer pitchers, you notice it.

A Santa and a reindeer in the crowd at the train station engaged in a gleeful simulacrum of sexual congress
Huge crowd of Santas in the train station
A Santa standing unsafely over the yellow tape as a subway car speeds by

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