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27 Nov 2024

Thanksgiving 2024

by Amy Kurzweil

Annoyed looking frogs in a pot on the stove, and no wonder, as steam is beginning to rise

The author against a wall against which a lot of cutlery has been thrown, somehow missing her but not by much

Hapless guest drowning in gravy boat

A turkey on a lettuce-garnished platter, stuffed with a cartoon bomb, with a hand lighting the fuse with a lighter

Monkeys with typewriters, drinking a lot of red wine

Clowns on stilts feasting atop an elephant

Giant gravy boat full of cranberry relish (?) upended onto the plate of one guest by another

Giant hands arise from tiny figures to determine the fate of a wishbone

Mutual pie-facing

The author about to gnaw off her own foot (in sandwich form)

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