The Time Has Come at Last to Cover the Earth

by Emily Flake

Friends, the news is dire. The planet is beset with existential threats from many quarters: A climate on the brink of collapse. Endless, intractable war. The baffling fecundity of Hilaria Baldwin. Truly, no one would blame you for falling into despair. 

But we here at Sherwin-Williams are here to help, and we hope you’ll forgive us if we point out that we’ve been saying this for years: it’s time to COVER THE EARTH.