The Time Has Come at Last to Cover the Earth

A demonic baby-looking evil genius suspended in space, upending a can of red paint over the Earth
Image: Emily Flake

by Emily Flake

Friends, the news is dire. The planet is beset with existential threats from many quarters: A climate on the brink of collapse. Endless, intractable war. The baffling fecundity of Hilaria Baldwin. Truly, no one would blame you for falling into despair. 

But we here at Sherwin-Williams are here to help, and we hope you’ll forgive us if we point out that we’ve been saying this for years: it’s time to COVER THE EARTH.

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